Wednesday, April 6, 2011

My Dearest College Betches

To my Dearest College Betches,



This blog will soon become your most favorite plaything--besides your current boytoy, obvi. The betches who write this blog are in college too, which means that they have nothing better to do than divulge their most hilarious adventures and, of course, compile a College Betches Bible (now commonly referred to as CBB--before CBB (bCBB): dark ages) for college betches all around the world! Well, maybe not the world--we only speak three languages. So now, a word of advice for all y'all sexy biddies:

It's exhausting being the writer, director, producer, and star of my own life#whitegirlproblems



Here at HerCollegeLife HQ (aka the swivel chair I'm currently sitting in in my Statistics Lab--#LiterallyDyingHelp), we think that every girl should be the writer, director, producer, and star of her own life. This should be our pledge of allegiance betchhood. Oh, we will also be making a Twitter.  Over and out.






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