Who the hell writes this?

Two alpha bitch college BFFFFs (Best Friends For Fucking Forever) that have decided their lives are just too fucking cool, and everyone should know about them.

By day, we're college students, barely making it to classes because we're too tired from the previous night's sleepover with boytoy to actually pay attention in "History, Philosophy and Christianity in the Nineteenth Century."  Wait, what?

By night, we're the invinci-fucking-ble alpha bitches we describe with every keystroke. We know what we're talking about, because we're living it.  Jealous much?

The quest to enlighten the world has begun, so read on.  You may learn something. You may hate us immediately.  But remember, it's all about 
girl power...